Terms of Service

By using VampireDNA™ (vampiredna.com) you agree to these terms.

1. Entertainment & parody only. VampireDNA™ is a fictional, satirical service for entertainment. It does not perform real DNA analysis, genetic sequencing, or any medical or biological testing. All results are generated algorithmically and have no scientific, medical, or genealogical validity.
2. Eligibility. You must be 18 years or older to purchase.
3. What you’re buying. Digital products delivered instantly: the Full Profile (a personalized result with an AI-generated portrait, archetype, trait breakdown, and shareable card) and The Diploma (a personalized digital certificate). There are no physical goods and no subscriptions.
4. Acceptable use. The service is for personal, non-commercial use. Upload only photos you have the right to use, and do not upload unlawful, infringing, or harmful content.
5. Intellectual property. The site, its design, and its generated outputs are provided for your personal use; the VampireDNA™ name and content remain the property of their owner.
6. Disclaimer & limitation of liability. The service is provided “as is” for entertainment. To the maximum extent permitted by law, VampireDNA™ is not liable for any indirect or consequential damages arising from use of the service.
7. Payments. Payments are processed by Gumroad.com, our Merchant of Record; “Gumroad.com” (or “Gumroad”) appears on your statement.
8. Changes. We may update these terms from time to time; continued use after an update means you accept the revised terms.
9. Contact. Questions? Email support@vampiredna.com.