Do you have vampire DNA?

1. Entertainment & Parody Only
VampireDNA™ is a fictional, satirical service created entirely for entertainment purposes. It does not conduct real DNA analysis, genetic sequencing, or any form of biological testing. The "Haemo-V locus", "VLAD-seq algorithm", "Drăculești Archive", and "Transylvania Research Institute" are completely fabricated constructs.

2. No Medical or Scientific Validity
All results generated by this service, including percentages, genetic markers, lineage classifications, and haemogenetic scores, are algorithmically produced and have absolutely no scientific, medical, or genealogical basis. Results should not be interpreted as factual, diagnostic, or informative in any medical or biological sense. If you have genuine health concerns, please consult a qualified medical professional.

3. Refunds
VampireDNA™ sells digital products that are generated and delivered instantly. Because delivery is immediate, we generally do not offer refunds once your Full Profile or Diploma has been generated. However, payments are processed by Gumroad.com (our Merchant of Record), and all billing and refund requests are handled in line with Gumroad's buyer terms and your applicable consumer-protection rights. If something went wrong with your order, email support@vampiredna.com and we'll make it right.

4. Payments & Merchant of Record
Payments on VampireDNA™ are processed securely by Gumroad.com, which acts as the Merchant of Record for all orders. Gumroad handles payment, billing, and related customer inquiries; "Gumroad.com" (or "Gumroad") will appear on your card or bank statement. We never see or store your full card details.

5. Age & Consent
By purchasing, you confirm you are 18 years of age or older and that you understand the entirely fictional nature of this service. VampireDNA™ makes no claims regarding the existence of vampires, supernatural ancestry, or paranormal phenomena. Any resemblance to real genetic science is purely for dramatic effect.

What we collect.
VampireDNA™ is an entertainment service and we keep data to a minimum. Your quiz answers are used only to generate your on-screen result. We do not require your real name to use the free screening.

Your photo.
If you purchase the Full Profile and upload a photo, that image is sent securely to our AI image provider (Runway) for the sole purpose of generating your stylized "vampire" portrait. It is used only to create your image, is not used to identify you, and is never sold or shared for advertising.

Payment information.
All payments are processed by Gumroad.com, our Merchant of Record. Your card details are entered with Gumroad and are never seen or stored by VampireDNA™. Gumroad's own privacy policy governs how it handles your payment data.

Analytics & cookies.
We may use basic, privacy-respecting analytics to understand how the site is used and to improve it. We do not sell your personal data to anyone.

Your rights & contact.
You can ask what data we hold about you, or request its deletion, at any time by emailing support@vampiredna.com.

Questions, order help, or refund requests? We're happy to help.

Email us at support@vampiredna.com and we'll get back to you, usually within a couple of business days.

For payment or billing matters, Gumroad.com (our Merchant of Record) can also assist via the receipt they email you after purchase.